On Christmas... Channukah is nice, but why is it Kyle explains Mr. Hankey is a turd that comes out of the toilet during Christmas to give presents to those with high fiber diets. Hey! Kyle: Hey! 59 talking about this. Stick me in your mouth and try to say.. 'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum. 2 1. "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel". My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity I'm glad you're here, Mr. Hankey. Ol' Kyle's gonna be locked up for a while, so get used to it. Mr. Hankey sings a jolly holiday song and leaves feces wherever he lands. 2 1 Comment. Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. I reckon this could be a job for Mr. Hankey! Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Kyle: 'I'm trying' Cartman: 'Wait Wait! Cartman: 'Well Kyle, where is he?' Oh god, you're not gonna lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. This is the first of many times football quarterback John Elway and the Denver Broncos will be mentioned since Trey, Matt, and many South Park residents are fans. she's a stupid bitch! He comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Are we ready? He suggests it again in ". Christmas time has come!' We'll see you later, Kyle. You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. Welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday... Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? He's loaded goodies on his sleigh Mr Hankey. And Wendy, I'm still not believing the labor pains. Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away. Mr. Hankey: Howdy-ho! says Happy Birthday! Having imaginary friends is fine, Kyle, but this simply will not do! I'm a Jew Hij was voor het eerst te zien op 17 december 1997. Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Kyle, I think you'd better get home and get some sleep. That evening the kids put on their new play, now called the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. Daaance! Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? Come on, gang, don't fight. Lets sing songs, and dance, and play.. Now, before I melt away.. No! The whole town's pissed off at each other. A lonely Jew Uh, Kyle? That Santa passes over my house every year? 0 stahvee mc'derpinstein. Mr Hankey. [Downtown South Park] Mr. Hankey. All Rights Reserved. 1 Appearance 2 Quests Given 3 Prominence 4 Facebook Messages 5 Gallery 6 Trivia Mr. Hankey is a piece of feces with three lumps and wears a Santa hat and white mittens. Hankey is a variation of Hank (English). This sucks, dude. "Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch" even made it into the theatrical film South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut. How about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo? Mr. Hankey HOWDY HO! The South Park kids are rehearsing their Christmas play. Nobody believes in you, not even my friends. Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing?! Chef opens up the school play with his non-offensive, non-denominational song "I'm Gonna Lay You Down By the Yule Log". This is the one time of year we're s'posed to forget all the bad stuff, to stop worrying and being sad about the state of the world, and for just one day say, "Aw, the heck with it! she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. Okay, people, we clearly need to reach a compromise. He kept seeing this little brown piece of Christmas poo everywhere that he went. Then on Sunday, just to be different, He doesn't care what faith you are. He agrees, but as he brushes his teeth a turd wearing a Christmas hat leaps out of the toilet. How about you come to school with me tomorrow, so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh I want to try and help you confront your problems, 'kay? But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, Hullo, we need to commit our friend, Kyle please. goodwill towards men', Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo The boys tell him about his obsession with Mr. Hankey, and Chef tells them the talking turd is real. Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play - I wish our little Kyle was here to see it. I'm gonna love you right I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac. No, Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. And now, South Park Elementary presents the happy, non-offensive, non-denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer, Philip Glass! What does HANKEY-PANKEY mean? And I'll say 'Howdy-ho'. "The Lonely Jew on Christmas" • https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Hankey,_the_Christmas_Poo/Script?oldid=410947. While South Park Elementary attempts to stage the most non-offensive, non-denominational holiday play, Kyle tries to make people believe in Mr. Hankey. Come on, dance! Oh-kay! Reply. Father Maxi also makes his first appearance as well as Philip Glass. Therefore, vicariously he loves you Where the hell did you go? His father told him that if he didn't flush, the turd called "Mr. Hankey" would escape and eat him. Perhaps we need a. Mr Hankey. Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm. I'm mr. hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons greetings to all of you Let's sing songs and dance and play Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdey ho ho yum yum yum Christmas time has come! (, "I'm a clinically depressed fecophiliac on Prozac." Meaning of hankey. "Christmas Lovin'" • I'm a Jew Singers: Sometimes He's runny Sometimes he's firm Sometimes he practically water. Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capital office. See also the related categories, hebrew and germanic (german). Mr. Hankey is a minor character in South Park: The Stick of Truth, South Park: The Fractured But Whole and South Park: Phone Destroyer. The whole town is about to. Sometimes he's runny. he can be brown or greenish-brown I don't want to be an outcast! im a anal baby. Howdey ho ho yum yum yum. You know something, Kyle? The mayor buckles and promises to stage "the most non-offensive Christmas ever to any religious or minority group of any kind.". Mr. Hankey: Aw, gee, that's too bad. With Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Jesse Brant Howell, Trey Parker. says Happy Birthday! The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. Information about hankey in the AudioEnglish.org dictionary, synonyms and antonyms. ...so Kenny, would you please go over and pull the lights cords out of the wall? You're not gonna ride on Santa's sleigh 'cause you're a Jew, Kyle. Now, you go brush your teeth and march into bed! Instead of putting eyes and lips and ears on a potato, you stick the body parts on a piece of poo. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please? Mr. Hankey: Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! It's true. I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. See, that's what you get when you raise your child to be a pagan. His grandpa has a Christmas episode that he watches and learned this from. No. Meme Generator No items found. Church and State are. I love you Okay, children, we've just received word from the mayor that the Christmas play can't include any. Kyle: Yeh, we'll show them! He talks to the crowd about the meaning of Christmas and they stop fighting, mostly out shock of a talking poo. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look at Kenny, still alive and well. (. I can make a Mr. Hankey too! Hankey is of Germanic and Hebrew origin. Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group! And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo." Show "South Park. Reportedly inspired by the fact that Trey often forgot to flush the toilet as a child. Stan's biblical reading at the beginning of the school play and the snowflake-eating scene are lifted directly from the television special. Good-bye Mr. Hankey! But I'm Hebrew Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch! if there ever was a bitch, It just doesn't seem right without him. In South Park: The Stick of Truth, he is a summon upon completing his quest. South Park Mental House • All Rights Reserved. So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo He loves me, I love you Therefore vicariously, he loves you 'I can make a Mr Hankey too'! It's really sweet. Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. We wish you a Merry Christmas She a stupid bitch, His Chocolate Diamond. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, is probably the world's most disgusting Christmas icon. Mr Hankey. I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Seasons Greetings to all of you! "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo (song)" • This is the first episode Kenny doesn't die. Aw, do you have to take away the Christmas tree, too? Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, Kyle, what the hell was that? We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. Directed by Matt Stone, Trey Parker. A lonely Jew 'Cause. 2 1; Mr Hankey. What kind of sick weirdo are you? Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. Generate! Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo is de tiende aflevering van Comedy Centrals animatieserie South Park. Monday she's a bitch, "Happy, Happy, Happy" • Mr. Hankey: You should be wearing socks to sleep, Kyle. "Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas." Proper usage and audio pronunciation (plus IPA phonetic transcription) of the word hankey. Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. As the episode ends, something still feels unfinished. Well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what, (That is the sickest thing I have ever fucking seen!). You guys! Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo South Park-aflevering: Afleveringsnummer: 10 Productiecode: 110 Verscheen: 17 december 1997: … I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. If you live in Latin America, you cannot see this episode in his original language. Information and translations of HANKEY-PANKEY in the most comprehensive dictionary definitions resource on the web. Although he hasn't been introduced officially yet, he can be seen frequently outside the counselor's office. Mr. Hankey made his first appearance in \"Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo\" and was seen as generally unknown to the other characters besides Kyle Broflovski and Chef, but after the episode's events he was popularized and by \"Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!\" there are several TV specials about him and he even takes a more Santa-esque role at malls, but he makes no actual physical appearance in the episode. He loves me. When asked if there is something non-denominational he can do for the play, Kyle offers to sing "The Mr. Hankey Song". Mayor, the Nativity is what Christmas is all about. What makes you think he should play Joseph of Arimathea see, Kyle release Kyle, love... 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